let's talk dirty

Words are powerful. Think about it.  They can spark major decisions, both good (Will you marry me?) or bad (Let's take shots!) They can crush you (Sorry, test results are indicating.....) or give you hope (It will happen. Let's keep trying).

Words can make you sound really intelligent.  Want to impress someone? Throw an "albeit" into a casual sentence. Stuck in a conversation?  Tell the other person that the conversation is producing an unbearable ennui. They'll be so confused that they'll stop ear-banging you for a second, which provides the perfect opportunity to slip away from your verbal rapist. 

But there are some words that I refuse to utter. These words are so disgusting, so vile, they immediately produce a little vomit in the back of my mouth.  My best friend and I have been compiling these very words in a list for fifteen years.   If you know us, you know "the list." Some of these words may appear innocent at first, but they're sneaky offenders.  Trust me. Try rolling them around on your tongue for a few minutes and you'll see what I mean. These, my friends, are the true dirty words. They are the grossest words in the English Language.

ample                

ballpark                   

blouse                     

bowel movement     

bush                        

casserole                

caulk                      

chunky                    

clogged
crusty
curdled
dallop
damp
discharge
dookie
dump
feminie napkin
hosiery
hump
insert
load
loaf
loin
lump
mammary
moist
Nickelback
nugget
ointment
ooze
orifice
penetrate
pimple
poo poo
puberty
pubic
pus
rouge
secretion
seepage
shrubbery
sloppy
smear
squat
stump
succulent
supple
swap
tube

any word ending in "ule" (pustule, globule, tubule, etc.)

Have I missed any? What words do you hate?